Nice to meet ya! It's like a modern day Oregon trail out here only instead of dying of dysentery we've all just lost the path and are wandering in the woods, desperately trying to find out way back before the winter.
(I just finished a book about the Donner Party and so I'm being quite melodramatic about the whole thing)
Hahahaha.... So funny and so wrong. Pushing the girl down the hill. Haha. The text threads. Hilarious. You do have in your bio that you're a comedian, right?
You don't want Bobo girl anyway. That drink is way too sugary.
Hah yes, in my bio there’s a picture of me doing stand-up and it says I’m a comedian. Sense of humor is important for me in a match and I thought that waterboarding line was great, so if she don’t like it, she isn’t for me!
As for the boba, I totally agree. I don’t do sugary drinks in general anyway and why would I want these little mud ball looking things floating in my beverage??
I didn’t know that foregoing emojis was a red flag?? Then again, I had to teach my husband not to use semi colons and periods in every text because I kept reading them like business emails…
Trust me, I didn't either. Every person just has their own super niche preferences and modern dating is just navigating each one like Odysseus around the whirlpool. A strategy that works to go out with one person will get you ghosted by three others. It's frustrating.
Lol at your husband, I don't think I've ever used a semicolon in a text. I do use periods though, just another 🚩
LOL!! Just all of it!!
Hah, glad you enjoyed it, thanks for reading!
HahHaha we write abt dating in a similar way. Millennial woman here on the other side of the road!
Nice to meet ya! It's like a modern day Oregon trail out here only instead of dying of dysentery we've all just lost the path and are wandering in the woods, desperately trying to find out way back before the winter.
(I just finished a book about the Donner Party and so I'm being quite melodramatic about the whole thing)
Hahahaha.... So funny and so wrong. Pushing the girl down the hill. Haha. The text threads. Hilarious. You do have in your bio that you're a comedian, right?
You don't want Bobo girl anyway. That drink is way too sugary.
Hah yes, in my bio there’s a picture of me doing stand-up and it says I’m a comedian. Sense of humor is important for me in a match and I thought that waterboarding line was great, so if she don’t like it, she isn’t for me!
As for the boba, I totally agree. I don’t do sugary drinks in general anyway and why would I want these little mud ball looking things floating in my beverage??
I didn’t know that foregoing emojis was a red flag?? Then again, I had to teach my husband not to use semi colons and periods in every text because I kept reading them like business emails…
Trust me, I didn't either. Every person just has their own super niche preferences and modern dating is just navigating each one like Odysseus around the whirlpool. A strategy that works to go out with one person will get you ghosted by three others. It's frustrating.
Lol at your husband, I don't think I've ever used a semicolon in a text. I do use periods though, just another 🚩