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Rachael Tiss's avatar

"Nothing can stop the Rise of the Raisin." 🤣

I've been living under the rule of Chocarius my entire life. But if there's one cookie to crown as the next ruler of my tastebuds, it's the sweet & slightly spicy Queen Snickerdoodle 👸🏼

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Rick McClelland's avatar

A Queen! That’s an additional angle I hadn’t considered. Snickerdoodles are a bit rarer to see I feel like, I would be content to join forces. I brought oatmeal raisins to both my gatherings this weekend, the fight is in progress!

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Rachael Tiss's avatar

Keep on fighting the good fight!

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Chris Wong's avatar

hahah love it!

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Barone's avatar

So you choose war!

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Rick McClelland's avatar

All opposing cookies shall be left in the oven to burn!

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Alex Michael's avatar

This is fucking amazing.

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Rick McClelland's avatar

Haha slightly unhinged but I had a good time writing it.

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Ishan Shanavas's avatar

Hands down one of the funniest essays I've read in a while. Going to recommend it in my Substack next week! :)

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Rick McClelland's avatar

Glad you enjoyed and thank you again for the support and editing tips!

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ChristineAhhh Castigliano's avatar

Any piece that contains the phrase "oatmealy thighs" is ok by me.

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