This piece was so much fun to write, I couldn’t help myself and had to to do a recording. I recommend not missing the pictures below, but if audio is your thing, please enjoy! I’m tired of living under tyranny. I’m tired of suffering in silence. I’m tired of faking my belief just to survive.
"Nothing can stop the Rise of the Raisin." 🤣
I've been living under the rule of Chocarius my entire life. But if there's one cookie to crown as the next ruler of my tastebuds, it's the sweet & slightly spicy Queen Snickerdoodle 👸🏼
hahah love it!
So you choose war!
This is fucking amazing.
Hands down one of the funniest essays I've read in a while. Going to recommend it in my Substack next week! :)