I've been living under the rule of Chocarius my entire life. But if there's one cookie to crown as the next ruler of my tastebuds, it's the sweet & slightly spicy Queen Snickerdoodle 👸🏼
A Queen! That’s an additional angle I hadn’t considered. Snickerdoodles are a bit rarer to see I feel like, I would be content to join forces. I brought oatmeal raisins to both my gatherings this weekend, the fight is in progress!
"Nothing can stop the Rise of the Raisin." 🤣
I've been living under the rule of Chocarius my entire life. But if there's one cookie to crown as the next ruler of my tastebuds, it's the sweet & slightly spicy Queen Snickerdoodle 👸🏼
A Queen! That’s an additional angle I hadn’t considered. Snickerdoodles are a bit rarer to see I feel like, I would be content to join forces. I brought oatmeal raisins to both my gatherings this weekend, the fight is in progress!
Keep on fighting the good fight!
hahah love it!
So you choose war!
All opposing cookies shall be left in the oven to burn!
This is fucking amazing.
Haha slightly unhinged but I had a good time writing it.
Hands down one of the funniest essays I've read in a while. Going to recommend it in my Substack next week! :)
Glad you enjoyed and thank you again for the support and editing tips!
Any piece that contains the phrase "oatmealy thighs" is ok by me.